- "House rules, Sammy: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole."
- I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot."
- "I like him, he says 'okie-dokie'."
5.01 Sympathy for the Devil
- "Oh yeah, life as an angel condom. That's real fun."
5.22 Swan Song
- "Sam, it's okay. It's okay, I'm here. I'm here, I'm not gonna leave you. I'm not gonna leave you."
6.09 Clap Your Hands If You Believe